Dirty little inuit

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
Sun Apr 19

Goals for this week

1. Will attempt to go one whole week without drinking.

2. Will also attempt to evaluate severity of potential drinking problem. If drinking problem is established—seek help or drown sorrows.

3. Actually find out when my exams are instead of pretending its all a horrible joke and the Uni will really be holding 2 whole weeks of naked people dancing and free food in the Union instead of the previously mentioned exams.

4. Steal Adams idea and capture the pigeon who lives under my window and sings me to sleep so I may feed it seeds and keep it under my bed so it can sing for me with no other pigeons bullying it.