I’m a sad panda that I don’t get to see the Eurovision with my family. Its one of those horrible family things, where we sit around, drinking horrible wine, waving horrible English flags and getting disgustingly excited over the horrible singers. Still though, I love it. I shall sit by myself and mark them all and it shall be wonderful.
1. Will attempt to go one whole week without drinking.
2. Will also attempt to evaluate severity of potential drinking problem. If drinking problem is established—seek help or drown sorrows.
3. Actually find out when my exams are instead of pretending its all a horrible joke and the Uni will really be holding 2 whole weeks of naked people dancing and free food in the Union instead of the previously mentioned exams.
4. Steal Adams idea and capture the pigeon who lives under my window and sings me to sleep so I may feed it seeds and keep it under my bed so it can sing for me with no other pigeons bullying it.
the man serving me told me my card had been declined. He carried on the joke for about 3 mins saying that I’d have to put all my things back and had my loan not come through yet, etc. I was really rather upset and was stuttering like a retarded 6 year old, when he told me he was joking.
I fucking hate people.
I just don’t sleep anymore. How distressing. I did however spend 3 solid hours looking at an essay that is due tomorrow and is only half done. Valid work, I tell you..valid work.
